I’ve been single for 4 years.
And I mean single as in:
- I haven’t been in a relationship where my significant other claims me as his girlfriend and him as my boyfriend.
- Not having someone who I have sex with, without it being a “booty call” or “fwb”.
- Third-wheeling it when the rest of my friends bring their boyfriends around.
Got damn it.
Don’t remind me.