This guy I work with is always trying to hang out with me, and for some reason we seem to hang out really late. You can’t get mad at me for saying “well I’m going to sleep so hit me up tomorrow” at 3 am.

Also, if we’re friends, why would you offer in taking off the sweater I’m currently wearing for me? I know I said I’m hot, but if I wanted to take my sweater off I would’ve done it already.

Then he proceeds with the whole “you know, I am a nice person.”
Like, shut the hell up.

Guys irk me.